September 2012
thekakoro:
Drawing kissing more like
hypnotiqradiance:
dejesusv:
everthorne:
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
bouncing
actually yes
manafromheaven:
biteythevillain:
yeah but what if you opened a banana and there was just a dick in it what then
finish what you started
heyfunniest:
wtfno:
how the fuck can you all afford the iphone 5 i can’t even afford lunch
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heyfunniest:
snoipahkat:
once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
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heyfunniest:
Yes, they’re online
Yes, they’d most likely be willing to talk to you
Yes, you’re still too intimidated to initiate conversation
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octopus-ahoy:
octopus-ahoy:
so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request
um
HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
heyfunniest:
niggawitdreadz:
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
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