When I catch my pencil from falling
welcumtobonercity: fanlingo: avalar: The Dark Knight Rises (In Real Life) I. Love. People. jesus fucking cHRIST
heyfunniest: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously THIS BLOG. THIS!
Calypso Letters: DIY: iPhone Cover Collage →
calypsoletters: We spotted this triangle collage iPhone case from Free People a few days ago and debated spending the $14 on one. That was until we saw a plain white case at Five Below and got creative! Materials: Mod Podge, Scissors, a paintbrush, a blank iPhone case, magazine pages or wallpaper.
at the doctor's office
my doctor: are you sexually active?
me: -laughs hysterically-
me: -makes pterodactyl noise-
me: -transforms into potato-
me: -rolls out the door and away into the sunset-
heyfunniest: when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully THIS BLOG. THIS!
heyfunniest: fiftyshadesofgravy: I don’t know how this happened but I ended up writing a song about tumblr. THIS BLOG. THIS!
kiwibutt: daeynerys: sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF man i’ve always wanted to go eeeeeeoOOOOWOOHGHOOABRRRRReeEOOOOOOK watching lmao my house is infested with squeaks.
When my friend starts talking about The Dark...
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