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Jan 29th

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zatanna-zatara: Remember that you probably lent it to someone you intend to never speak to ever again. Begrudgingly get out wax paper.

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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This is the most unique one I've seen

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.: 
 The Killers - Bones
 Justice - Phantom Part 2
 Hot Hot Heat - 21@12
 Civil Twilight - Soldier
 BROTHER - Darling Buds of May
 Razorlight - I Can't Stop This Feeling I've Got 
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: 
 There are a number of people, but my dad's father.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.: 
 " unfortunately Blomkvist's old colleague had... " The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Stieg Larsson
4) What do you think about most?: Complete random stuff, like mumbo jumbo things.  Mostly what could happen at that exact moment.  Ear worms are totally common!
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?: "Why aren't vyou answering your phone?  I'm worried"
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______  on?: I sleep with out my bra on (LOL CONSTRICTION)
7) What's your strangest talent?: Does making faces count?  Or sounding like an old man?  I have no idea what talent is, lawl.
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence): I'm confused by this, but I'll try it out.  Girls can be loud and full of laughter.  Boys are not prone to boners.  
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?: Do raps count?  Because my great friend made myself and my sister a birthday rap!
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?: All the time, probably a week ago!
11) Do you have any strange phobias?: I have a few, people touching my ears.  That was caused by that great friend who made me the birthday wrap, she would give me wet willies ALL THE TIME!  I also don't like lady bugs, blegh.  I have another fear that someone will stab me in the eyes when I sleep.  Awww yeeeaaah.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?: A straw, while I was drinking.  This was by accident.
13) What's your religion?: I have no religion I physically base myself with.  I do believe there is a God though, and that is between myself and that figure.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?: Looking at my surroundings, preeeetty.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Both!
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?: Oh this hurts my soul.  I can't say, it'd tear me apart.
17) What was the last lie you told?: "You could have gotten me different comic..." But the person figured my bluff and I couldn't stop smiling!
18) Do you believe in karma?: YES.  Superstitious Asian is superstitious.
19) What does your URL mean?: It's a silly resemblance to the word "impostor", lol
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?: 
Weakness: Puppies  Strength:  Puppies.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?: Oh man, this hurts me even more than the band question.  I just, can't.  Augh.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: HA, no.
23) How do you vent your anger?: Yelling, but my sister relates that to screaming.  Or stomping like a mad rhino.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?: Drawings, and boogers on my wall.  The latter was a lie. -cough-
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: If I'm comfortable, the video, but I'm more of a vocal speaker haha.
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?: I am, but I know there is always room for improvement.
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?: 
Hate: Nails on a chalkboard.  Love: People singing, bad or good.
28) What's your biggest "what if"?: What if I was never here?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Superstitious Asian is superstitious, ghosts yah.  Aliens, yah.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.: Right: My computer screen  Left: My computer screen.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?: My period...  No I mean my period.
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?: A nude beach, and that was by accident.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?: West.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?: Brandon Flowers.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?: Enjoy what you find enjoyable and keep at it with a good attitude.  Also LOTS AND LOTS OF REPRODUCING.  Nah, take care of yourself, others, and your environment because you may never know what may happen in the next second.  Don't take things for granted.
36) Define Art.: Creative motion from the eye through your heart to your hand.  The overall experience of movement is what makes art, art.
37) Do you believe in luck?: OHOHO I DO ME LUCKY CHARMS!
38) What's the weather like right now?: Cold.
39) What time is it?: 11:11 PM
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?: No, and no.
41) What was the last book you read?: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but full finished?  I don't know, it's been a while.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?: No, but markers? HULL YUH.
43) Do you have any nicknames?: Polka dots, sometimes wiener kid from my mom.
44) What was the last movie you saw?: Thor
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?: A dog attack.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?: I don't know, I flee from them.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?: I wouldn't call them "obsessions".
48) What's your sexual orientation?: Heterosexual.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?: uhh, I don't know.
50) Do you believe in magic?: HARRY POTTAA
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?: Yes, but then I just use them as comic relief.
52) What is your astrological sign?: Capri-fucking-corn. nigggaaas.
53) Do you save money or spend it?: I am a super spender, but I can save with my handy dandy will power.  My name isn't Will though. 
54) What's the last thing you purchased?: McDonalds food.
55)  Love or lust?: Love
56) In a relationship?: Yes I am.  AND IM HAPPY.  
57) How many relationships have you had?: One real, heart-felt one. The others were like childhood crushes that just had the title of boyfriend and girlfriend.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: No, I'm not Gene Simmons thank you.
59) Where were you yesterday?: School, writing a stupid exam.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?: Uhh, there's a tie between my monkey blanket and goody bags.
61) Are you wearing socks right now?: My wiggly toes are free.
62) What's your favorite animal?: Yes, this is dog.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?: I flung poo at them.  Gets them all the time.
64) Where is your best friend?: Sleeping ova at anutha's haws
65) Spit or swallow?: I swallowed too fast once, and the hot chocolate burnt my throat :C
66) What is your heritage?: Half Chinese, eighth Norwegian, Danish, Scottish, Irish, and I do believe English?  But I speak that.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?: Staying up far too later than I should have.
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?: Fire In My Bum Hole.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?: Off what?  My butt? I do admit I am a procrastinator but not that badly.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?: uhh, Hullo? I am my best friend PFFt.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?: I'd rescue that dog, take them to the hospital (vet).  When I'm done, I would bring that dog with me to work and show my boss what happened.  A true person would save another and risk their job.  Unless you're a heartless bastard that deserves a fucking pickle to be shoved up yer arse.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and they have just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?: A) I would tell people, because I'd feel completely shocked if I walked in on a person I knew and they just bit the dust out of no where.  B) I would live my life like never before. C) I would, but I'd have a feeling I'd get over it. D) I have a feeling this is like that Queen Latifah movie where she had an x-ray scan and she had cancer and it was all a technical mis-communication lol
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.: Trust.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?: No, this hurts. Augh, Wow by Kylie Minogue
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?: your mum
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?: Trust, humor, communication, and love.
77) How can I win your heart?: Tell me you'll be there, take my hand and let's fucking go to the mutha fuggin PNE NIGGA.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?: Creativity in a different sense.  Like, it's cousin.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?: Leave my "ex" and love my current boyfriend.  That, and being chosen to live in this world.
80) What size shoes do you where?: Can/US Womens 8, 8 1/2
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?: A humorous girl who wanted to see you smile, always and forever.  Cherished daughter, sister, and friend.
82) What is your favorite word?: Poop
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.: Beat.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?: In a minute, oh hey! My favorite word ;P 
85) What's the last song you listened to?: Dum-diddly - Black Eyed Peas
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?: Green, Mint, Blue, Orange, Yellow, Gray, Pearl, and Purple. 
87) What is your current desktop picture?: Two puppies with frog hats
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?: No one, I wouldn't do it.  But Hitler, twice.
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?: "Have you seen this boy?"  AAAAAAH
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?: I'd ever so slowly cover myself with my blankets, my force-field. 
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?: I say three, flight, strength, and the chance that I can breathe in space.  Even if it isn't possible.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?: Being born.  Just to see who was there.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?: my sister succumbing to drug addiction.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?: 
 I wouldn't want to sleep with them, but just talk with them for a long time.  That would be Britney Spears, I loved her when I was younger.  Perhaps someone else but I forgot who it was.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?: New Zealand with my entire family.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?: No.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?: Yes, all over my pretty "tap" shoes.
98) Ever been on a plane?: Yup, and my neck hurt.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?: Help those in poverty and educate.  Don't fall for greed.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr: 
Uhh. I cant : S