“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”
(Source: bluemethy)
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Listen to me, I want this printed out and taped to my urn after I die
(Source: smilingemoticon)
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.
(Source: brookecandybar)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste.
i have never felt so much second hand embarrassment than i have right now
(Source: ohsoswiftly)
